Even When He Loses, He Cheats
by Corey
From tonight's game, we have fresh evidence of Ketchup cheating:
You can see Ketchup's right leg as he cuts across the home plate area (well inside of the "Carlos Peña Pole"). Not that it helped. Our hero Mustard won tonight, leaving the standings:
And yes, I sat in one of those field level loges. It was sweet. Although I did have to sit uncomfortably close to the man who thwarted my sensei, Dr. Stat (click here too).
You can see Ketchup's right leg as he cuts across the home plate area (well inside of the "Carlos Peña Pole"). Not that it helped. Our hero Mustard won tonight, leaving the standings:
Ketchup 21It's a long shot at this point, but there's still plenty of time left for Mustard to end this frivolous reign of tyranny!
Mustard 12
Onion 12
And yes, I sat in one of those field level loges. It was sweet. Although I did have to sit uncomfortably close to the man who thwarted my sensei, Dr. Stat (click here too).
3 Comments:
I was at the game too, though the section I was sitting in wasn't nearly as awesome as yours. I was upper deck right behind the plate, and I saw ketchup start to move onto the grass and a number of people (including the announcer and me) took note of ketchup's cheating ways. Fortunately mustard pulled through, but the league really has to do something to quell this rash of cheating.
PS If I remember the scoreboard correctly I thought the updated scores were K 21, M 12, O 12. I could be wrong, though.
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