Alex and I get a ton of mail from our readers. It's overwhelming, really. We do our best to respond to each and every letter we receive, but between Alex's 13 full-time jobs, my frequent business trips to Eastern Europe, and taking care of our secret black sheep younger brother, Gomer, it's hard to find time.
During football season, we took the Browns'
bye week as an opportunity to catch up on some of our Browns-related e-mail. Now we find our inbox stuffed to the gills with Cavs questions. So, if it's okay with you, we'd like to use the lull that is the NBA All-Star Break as a chance to empty the ol' mailbag of some Cavs-related queries.
Shall we?
Dear Mistakes by the Lake Times,
What would Drew Gooden's stats look like if all his after-the-whistle highlights actually counted?
Jesse U.
Frelinghuysen, NJAlex says: In the greatest statistical travesty since the introduction of the Save Rule, NBA Commissioner David Stern disallowed the counting of so-called "after-the-whistle" accomplishments in official statistics. This decision—often referred to as the "Drew Gooden Rule"—has wrought untold damage on Drew's career. Currently, Gooden is averaging 11.8 points, 8.5 rebounds, 0.8 assists, 0.84 steals, and 0.39 blocks per game. If we were to retroactively void the Drew Gooden Rule, Gooden would see almost all of his countable stats rise, especially blocks. Our computer estimates his season stat totals along the lines of 18 points, 11 rebounds, still 0.8 assists for some strange reason, 3 steals, and 14 blocks per game (I'm counting after-the-whistle goaltending as a block... I figure, what the hey).
These numbers are clearly impressive, but we're overlooking an important secondary effect of this hypothetical rule change. Our computer projections are with Drew's minutes held constant at 28 per game. However, we all know that with increased production, he'd be certain to see more floor time. And with more floor time, we could expect Gooden to average nearly 25 points, 15 rebounds, 0.8 assists, 4 steals, and 23 blocks per game—All-Star levels, no doubt.
But there are tertiary effects to note, too. Suddenly being considered one of the premier power forwards of today, Drew would be able to count on increased visibility and fame, leading to more lucrative endorsement deals, a record contract, and perhaps a late-night talk show. All of these possibilities are dizzying, of course, but I think we should keep our heads out of the clouds. The injustice being done to Drew Gooden is unquestionably... unjust, but we should celebrate the fact that even in his hampered state, Drew remains one of the best (if not most underrated) power forwards in the NBA.
Dear Mistake on the Lake Sporting Blog,
Who's your favorite member of the Scream Team?
Julie Davner
Ft. Worth, TXCorey says: Well I am partial to that one guy who always wears that red hoodie, but I'd have to say my favorite is that one girl with all that "in yo' face" attitude! You know the one; she always wears that red hoodie. Excellent question!
Dear Brothers Rubin,
Everybody knows about LeBron winning the MVP at last year's game, but what are the worst ever All-Star performances by a Cav?
Jim in Parma
Parma, OHAlex says: A most excellent question, Jim in Parma. Fourteen Cavaliers have appeared in the big game over the years, including luminaries like Mark Price,
Austin Carr, Butch Beard, and John Johnson. My personal favorite line would be Carr's, from 1974: 5 minutes, 0 points, 0-4 FG, 1 rebound, 0 assists. Vintage Austin Carr.
Some other noteworthy games would be Zydrunas Ilgauskas's 2003: 4 minutes, 0 points, 0-1 FG, 0 rebounds, 0 assists, 1 turnover (I remember the commentators criticizing the coach for keeping Z on the bench, though); or Brad Daugherty's 1989: 15 minutes, 0 points, 0-3 FG, 3 rebounds, 0 assists.
P.S. Why was John Johnson a two-time All-Star? Did a player from every team have to make it to the game back then, à la MLB?
Dear Mistakesports at the Lakes Time,
Do you have any data pertaining to shot selection? I ask because of Larry Hughes--he drives me crazy the way he always passes up three point shots in favor of long twos, or pulls up for a jumper while on a fast break.
C. Farbman
Paramaribo, SurinameCorey says: You know, Carl, you've spelled out some of my own biggest frustrations with Hughes' offensive game quite succinctly. As a matter of fact, I do have some shot selection data, which I've culled from a couple of different sources (meaning there's a margin of error here, but it's close enough for jazz). Here's a breakdown of Larry's shots, both last season and this season, along with his effective field goal percentage when shooting each type of shot (I use eFG% because it values each type of shot based on the number of points it's worth). The data was current as of 2/15/07:
'05-'06 '06-'07
pct. eFG% pct. eFG%
3-point jumpers 16% .553 24% .570
2-point jumpers 52% .351 52% .368
close (eg. layups) 27% .488 22% .491
dunks 4% .842 1% 1.000
tip-ins 1% .333 1% .667
This table tells us a couple of things. First, the eFG% numbers tell us that a typical Larry Hughes three-point attempt is far more valuable to the Cavaliers than a typical Larry Hughes two-point jumper attempt, or even a typical Larry Hughes layup attempt. Secondly, much to my own surprise, Hughes is shooting much better this season than he did last season. Even more surprising to me is the fact that 24% of his shot attempts this season are threes--I would have guessed it was much lower.
It seems, however, that Larry is not attempting more threes at the expense of his maddening "long two" habit but at the expense of his driving to the basket. In recent years, when Hughes has been most effective, it has been driving to the basket, as he has quite a knack for drawing the foul when he does so. This year, however, he seems to have resigned himself to being more of an outside shooter, which would be fine if only he understood the extreme discrepancy in value between a three-point shot and a shot attempted from just inside the three-point line. The two shots have more or less the same chance of going in, but one has 1.5 times the value.
Alex and Corey,
How 'bout that Sasha Pavlovic?
Anonymous
Location withheldAlex says: You said it, Anonymous! Mr. Pavlovic has been showered with praise the past couple of weeks, and rightfully so. His play looks inspired, and he's been instrumental in the Cavs wins. I looked at his game log to find out what exactly he's been doing right. Did he cut down on turnovers? Hit more three pointers? Or, maybe he's just getting more minutes?
It's a bit murky, but I'll say that Sasha's hot streak began in earnest eleven games ago versus Philadelphia. Conveniently, this season, Sasha has played 40 games. I sliced up his season into four chunks: Chunk #1, Chunk #2, Chunk #3, and New Hotness. Here are what Pavlovic accomplished offensively in each 10-game stretch:
MPG P/40 R/40 A/40 TO/40 TS%
#1 18.8 15.3 5.3 2.7 3.6 .51
#2 10.6 9.4 3.8 2.3 3.4 .36
#3 13.1 14.1 5.5 1.8 2.5 .54
N.H. 25.1 20.1 3.7 3.5 3.0 .60
During "New Hotness", Sasha's points, assists, and true shooting percentage are up, while turnovers are down. (The spike in TS% stems primarily from hitting 50% on three pointers, compared to 31% for the rest of the season.) His production
and efficiency have risen.
We're left to wonder whether this is the real Sasha Pavlovic. It's just 11 games, after all. What if I told you that over the 11 games between May 27 and June 7 last season, Aaron Boone hit .359/.375/.564? Well, he did. That ought to temper some of the enthusiasm for Sasha's breakout. On the bright side, despite playing in his fourth season in the NBA, he's only 23 years old—younger than plenty of rookies like Shelden Williams and Randy Foye. Improvement by leaps and bounds isn't hard to imagine for such a young player. I have my fingers crossed, but it's likely that Sasha will cool off soon.
Hey guys,
I really need your help. In the last few weeks I've caught myself looking at LeBron's lemonade. What should I do???
Gary
South Euclid, OHCorey says: It's okay, Gary, just relax. I've seen this before. Take a deep breath. The first thing you need to do is
stop looking at LeBron's lemonade. I would suggest you find a quiet place and meditate for a few weeks. If The Chosen One finds it in His heart to forgive you, you'll know. Also, it couldn't hurt to eat a few bowls of Fruity Pebbles.
Dear Mistake Times Sports Times,
I really didn't understand that last e-mail about looking at LeBron's lemonade. Could you explain it?
Shmuel P.
Los Lunas, NMCorey says: Sorry about that, Shmuel. You see, it has
long been known that looking at LeBron's lemonade is a grave insult. All the biggest haters have been known to do it. I suspect, however, that Gary's problem runs deeper than simply gazing upon our Lord and Savior's citrusy beverage--though doing so is surely inexcusable in and of itself. If you ask me, "looking at His lemonade" is a metaphor for not allowing LeBron into your heart. Gary is certainly a longtime Cleveland sports fan and is therefore very jaded. It's no wonder he has trouble putting his faith in LeBron. Of course, putting our collective faith in LeBron is precisely what will set us free. And that, Shmuel, is why you must never look at The Chosen One's lemonade.