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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Fair Territory

by Corey

In my last post I made passing mention of a Travis Hafner home run that landed somewhere in the vicinity of every Clevelander's favorite Canadian town: Port Burwell, Ontario. This got me to wondering just what feats of geography our man Travis is capable of achieving. Using Google Earth, I was able to determine, for example, that Port Burwell lies in Jacobs Field fair territory, a quick 91 miles past section 109. What other exotic locations lie fair? Toronto? Detroit? Wawa, Ontario? I decided to find out.

The first map shows Jacobs Field fair territory extended over downtown Cleveland. The pink and turquoise areas are fair (click to enlarge):

Jacobs Field fair territory, extended to all of Cleveland

As it turns out, almost all of Greater Cleveland is foul ground. Travis could, however, hit homers to such popular destinations as Burke Lakefront Airport, Playhouse Square, Slyman's, and the Dawg Pound at Cleveland Browns Stadium (the fair/foul line almost perfectly bisects Browns Stadium).

Getting to the matter at hand, though, here's a map showing Jacobs Field fair territory (once again, in pink and turquoise) extended over the entire Great Lakes region (click to enlarge):

Jacobs Field fair territory, extended to the entire Great Lakes region

So Toronto is just fair; Detroit is just foul. I was shocked to learn that a sliver of Wisconsin actually lies in fair territory.

In fact, if you extend the fair/foul lines even further, you discover some very surprising facts. Due to the curvature of the Earth, we usually distort the shapes of the landmasses in the far northern regions in order to depict the world map on two-dimensional surfaces. Thus, simply extending the fair/foul lines as straight lines on a two-dimensional map would skew the situation quite a bit. Thanks to Google Earth, though, we are able to see the lines drawn correctly (click to enlarge):

Jacobs Field fair territory, extended to the entire northern hemisphere

Surprise! Most of Alaska is in fair territory. It doesn't appear to be so on a two-dimensional map because Alaska gets pushed to the left due to the extreme enlargement of that region. Nonetheless, Travis could indeed hit home runs to Prudhoe Bay, AK. By the same token, Iceland and even a sliver of Scotland are in fair territory! Komdu sæll, Travis!

Now, it occurs to me that prevailing global winds would exert a huge influence on any baseball traveling across the North American continent. Some quick research shows that, if anything, the wind would push batted balls to the east and possibly, eventually, even a little bit south. This would probably allow Travis to hook home runs around the right field foul pole and into--for example--Nova Scotia. It also makes it that much harder for Travis to hit a homer into Alaska, let alone his hometown of Jamestown, North Dakota (not that he isn't up to the task).

Of course, this entire discussion is pretty ridiculous, you have to admit. After all, any spot on Earth is technically in Jacobs Field fair territory. Take Buffalo, NY. On the Great Lakes regional map above, it appears to be in foul ground, just a little bit too far to the right. However, a Travis Hafner home run could land in Buffalo if it were hit down the left field line hard enough to travel about 24,500 miles, almost orbiting the Earth once.

Believe me, it could happen.

Posted at 9:09 AM

16 Comments:

Anonymous tim in tampa said…
Ah, excellent application of cartographic knowledge, Corey. Cheers.
Posted at August 15, 2006 4:29 PM  
Blogger Dan said…
Only you could write nine paragraphs about Pronk, fair territory, and Google Earth.

Props for creativity.
Posted at August 15, 2006 9:58 PM  
Anonymous Gabe said…
I've been reading this blog for more than a year now and I've never posted a comment, but this outstanding exercise is too wonderful for me to sit idly by any longer:

Thank you both for all the great work, and for this latest fanciful piece. Magnificent!
Posted at August 15, 2006 11:50 PM  
Blogger Chamomiles Davis said…
Corey,

First-time caller, first-time reader. Megaschmegaprops for originality and application of geographical analysis! Could you plot a similar chart for Ryan Howard?
Posted at August 16, 2006 3:30 PM  
Blogger Flynn said…
So, the more important question applies the Superman rules of time travel.

So, if everywhere is fair on a far enough ball hit, could Pronk hit a ball so hard that it approached the speed of light, orbit the planet at such speed, and then hit himself in the head just before his homerun swing, thus preventing the ball from being hit in the first place?
Posted at August 16, 2006 3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said…
Travis' hometown in Sykeston, ND, not Jamestown.
Posted at August 16, 2006 3:43 PM  
Blogger Cy Slapnicka said…
A work Of staggering genius
Posted at August 16, 2006 5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said…
Very happy to learn that all of Greenland is in fair territory. Kudos to the marvelous creative originator.
Posted at August 16, 2006 5:21 PM  
Anonymous Of Toronto said…
A week from Friday, when they return to the Jake, I'll be out on my High Park front lawn, about a mile from the Lake Ontario shore, with the baseball glove on. Waiting.
Great post, fellas, even if it has nothing to do with the Browns.
Posted at August 16, 2006 6:04 PM  
Anonymous Gary said…
I'm a long-time reader who can be silent no more after this hilarious post. I don't know how you come up with some of this stuff, but I love it!
Posted at August 16, 2006 10:15 PM  
Anonymous Erik said…
Do you have a hit counter? Your post was featured on Deadspin.com. This post has probably generated thousands of hits by now.
Posted at August 16, 2006 10:55 PM  
Anonymous JJ said…
Technically, as long as the ball exited between the foul poles wouldn't more of the earth be in fair territory? - aka, the pesky pole at Fenway is only 302 feet from homeplate and many a homerun has curved around the pole and landed in 'foul' territory.....
Posted at August 17, 2006 10:23 AM  
Anonymous Of Toronto said…
Is John Gibbons considered fair territory?
I sure hope so.
Posted at August 22, 2006 6:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said…
Dammit, you forgot to consider the Coriolis force!
Posted at August 24, 2006 12:12 PM  
Anonymous Ytown Tribe fan said…
Great post, Alex!

Yes, Coriolis would have a strong effect, depending on the hang time of the blast.

Once airborne, the ball will be affected by prevailing winds, but the Earth will continue to rotate underneath it in an easterly fashion. This could give the illusion that the ball is travelling westward and an opposite field shot COULD be called foul, somewhere in Nebraska, for example.

Of course, a real towering blast could achieve excape velocity and leave orbit, but calculating fair territory in outer space is dicey, for me at least.

I once saw Steve Balboni hit a popup that reached the tropopause before beginning its descent. Once they burst through into the stratosphere, all bets are off.
Posted at August 24, 2006 8:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said…
I would LOVE to see you extrapolate this further for a truly crushed pop fly (outer space). Depending on the point in the season, I wonder if Mars or Venus would be in line for a pop up.
Posted at March 20, 2007 12:06 PM  

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